Mattie Ward
second title here (keep it short)

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what is Batman’s favourite store? 

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I can spot a swede a mile away 

There was a young kid on a plane I was on once, he had brown hair, a leather brief case, and nice shiny leather shoes…..the whole flight I knew he had to be from Sweden, so when we are getting off the plane I ask, are you coming from Sweden? He looked totally freaked out and asked, “how did you know?!” I said, “you have really nice shiny shoes, those are popular in Europe, and you just have that face, its a good thing!” He didn’t know what to say, but he did say was coming to the USA as a foreign exchange student, and he JUST came from Sweden, hahahahaha I win.


When I went to Canada, I got hit on in french, when I went to Greece a lady running the cash register asked me stuff in Greek, when I went to an international airport (in the USA) these European people asked me for directions in some language….Why do they assume I’m from where they come from? do i have one of those faces??


 

 


cthulhu-with-a-fez:

shadowsofwho:

Not mine. I just wanted to have them together and in order.

this is glorious


the-absolute-funniest-posts:

4794:
Ice queen dismissing the amateurs.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

4794:

Ice queen dismissing the amateurs.


trojanphoenix:

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

It really is the best.

trojanphoenix:

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

It really is the best.




crashtotakeachance:

Now me.

crashtotakeachance:

Now me.



happyhealthyhopeful:

[x]Outtake of Matt/Karen. They kept having to reshoot it because Matt would kiss back. Ooh girl.

happyhealthyhopeful:

[x]
Outtake of Matt/Karen. They kept having to reshoot it because Matt would kiss back. Ooh girl.



itsbiggeronthefrontflip:

RAVEN’S HAIR IS A RAVEN OH MY GOD

itsbiggeronthefrontflip:

RAVEN’S HAIR IS A RAVEN OH MY GOD